TEN THINGS THAT WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF MICROSOFT STARTED BUILDING CARS:

1. A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until after that
   year instead of before.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you'd have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally, your car would just die for no reason and you'd have to 
   restart it. For some strange reason, you'd just accept this.
4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought a Car 
   95 or a Car NT.  But then, you'd have to buy more seats.
5. Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was powered by the sun, twice as
   reliable, and five times as fast, but it would only run on 5 % of the roads.
6. The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced with a
   single "General Car Fault" warning light.
7. People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars, 
   forgetting completely that they had been available in other cars for years.
8. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas.
9. The US Government would be getting subsidies for an automaker, rather than 
   giving them.
10. New seats would force everyone to have the same-size butt."